In Which We Decry Restaurant Nannyism

We engage from time to time in a search for food so exquisitely divine as to defy description. We might be able to find it New York, but for the nannies of the local health department. Have I mentioned recently how much I dislike killjoys?

Meanwhile, the good Professor Bainbridge invades my home turf and in so doing comments on the confirmation of some already-stated fears.